This amused me no end.

"Aren't you a little curious...?"

"No."

Leaving a building on campus, I found an ice cream sandwich on the ground. It was still in it's wax paper wrapper, and though it was raining, it looked clean. I knew where it had come from. It had come from the buffet lunch going on inside. It couldn't have been there for more than 15 minutes. I wanted to eat it.

So, I picked it up. It was still cold. It hadn't melted.

However, I didn't want the people sitting against the wall to know I was going to eat an ice cream sandwich I had found on the ground. I walked purposefully across the street to the trashcan a hundred feet away, pretended to drop it in, and went around the corner. Then I ate it.

It was delicious.

I will not apologize for loving this song. And I don't need to apologize for loving this scene:

Oh, take me back, my darling!

I love black tea. Earl Grey, Irish Breakfast Tea, Chai. And when I drink my tea with milk and a spoonful of sugar, this is what I sip:

Recently, caffeine started giving me headaches. I went without for the last month and a half, but Thursday, I made a cup. And today I made another. And damn the consequences.

I really wish I could go see this artist's work in person, because photographs limit the impact. You can learn why here.

A-wooooooo!

"That boy's cheese has slipped off his cracker."

-Trace Adkins